Something cute a friend sent me

A for Arthritis,
B for Bad Back,
C is for Chest pains. Perhaps Cardiac?
D is for Dental Decay and Decline,
E is for Eyesight--can't read that top line
F is for Fissures and Fluid
G is for Gas (which I'd rather not mention)
H High blood pressure [I'd rather have low)
I for Incisions with scars you can show
J is for Joints, that now fail to flex
L for Libido--what happened to sex?
Wait! I forgot about K!
K is for Knees that crack when they're bent
This brings us to M... (Please forgive me, my Memory ain't
worth a cent)
N for Neurosis, pinched Nerves and stiff Neck
O is for Osteo-and all bones that crack
P for Prescriptions, I have quite a few .
Give me another Pill; I'll be good as new
Q is for Queasiness. Fatal or flu?
R is for Reflux--one meal turns into two
S is for Sleepless nights, counting my fears
T for Tinnitus--I hear bells in my ears
U is for Urinary: difficulties with flow
V is for Vertigo, that's "dizzy", you know.
W is Worry, now what's going 'round?
X is for X-ray - and what might be found.
Y for another Year I've left behind
Z is for Zest that I still have my mind, I have survived all
the symptoms my body's deployed, and kept
twenty-six doctors gainfully employed !!!!
I wish You a day of Peace, Happiness, Joy and GOOD HEALTH!!!!

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